You’re
fired: Selina, for having the bitchiest resting face of them all. I got the impression Charleine
was not unpleased.
I’m
fired: In a shock move, Scott let himself go, thanking Lordsirlun for the opportunity
to have mixed up a lounge and a dining room. Well it’s all about TV dinners
these days. Perhaps Scott will now move to “The Clapham”.
Lucky
escape: Joseph Valente who, despite his moustache and braces, just didn’t seem
to have the high end demeanour preferred to sell million pound penthouses (in
Stratford, but ok). He was most upset that the architect didn’t like his purple
shirt, but still paved his uniquely fashionable way – by donning a helmet on backwards.
Location
location location #1: “Please buy this flat, no you can’t see a floor plan but
it’s in Canary Wharf and did you know my parents are architects in New York and here is a jammy dodger so
cheque please thanks.”
Location
location location #2: I love South East London, but the beautiful urban landscape
of Southern trains and the DLR is a sell indeed. Still, probably preferable to being tricked into buying the picturesque
view that is A Wall.
Valente
Towers: Joseph and his vision of a skyscraper bearing his name... What is it
with men wanting to build giant penises I mean buildings.
Next
week: Healthy snacks like “nutritional yeast”. *Dry retches*
