2014 - Week 5

You’re fired: Jemma Bird, despite her excellent hair, red lippy and specs combo.  Her main error was lack of Felipe fun facts about things like sheep in Oxfordshire.  She also hadn’t bothered Wikipedia-ing Henry VIII, so just mechanically read out dates and had to tell a tour group that he and Anne Boleyn had “grown apart”.  Wolf Hall it was not.

Lucky escape: How bouffant-haired idiot James survived is beyond me!  There was MUCH swearing at the telly when he was sent back to the house.  I think Lordsiralun realised he’d fired most of the TV gold candidates last week, so has to hold back the particularly incompetent likes of James and Daniel, so they get maximum comeuppance when they are inevitably fired in the weeks to come.

Lady Brady: Poor, poor Karen. No paycheck is worth being trapped on a coach with James yelling One Man Went Tut Mow, before announcing that someone had done a massive floater in the bogs.

Delusion of the week: Just so many... Like James (him again, oh yes) trying to wangle a tour ticket for 20p and some cheeky chappy 'charm'.  But I especially enjoyed Felipe’s belief that their yellow tour guide waistcoats and ties made them look like “the crew of a very expensive airline”.  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  Even Michael O’Leary would raise an eyebrow at that one.

Next week: Sexist boardgames, by the looks of it.