You're fired: MASS CULL!
Total wipeout.
#1: First Steven, whose sass and passion was 'mistaken'
for being a pain in the arse no-one could bear.
#2: Then Hypnotherapist Sarah, for, oh you name it. General incompetence. We also learnt that she had trialled out
setting up a dating website by just going on online dates. Lord Sugar swiped left.
#3: Finally, Ella Jade for failing to make a film,
despite her business idea being making films.
Although we should let her put forward her best defence: "I'm not
100% expertise in that field of what goes viral very quickly".
Boardroom begging: I don't think I've ever seen anything
like it. Lordsiralun had to fire Ella Jade three times before she actually got
it and stopped whining 'please let me prove to you that I can blah blah
blah'. What a moany princess. She even poked her head back through the door
to pout and try doe-eyes. It was
embarrassing. How I laughed.
What a reward!: An actual trip to Iceland for Team
Summit. And not the shop! It's just a slight shame Eyjafjallajokull
didn't leave them stranded there, stuck in a lagoon James'd just widdled in.
Fat Daddy: Felipe's portly at most. No need to stick
Felipe in a ripped shirt and have Felipe be humiliated by a fitness idiot with a permed manbob who
loves his own abs more than decency and kindness. Felipe's one of the Top 100
Columbians after all! Show some respect to Felipe. (Said Felipe.)
Next week: Apprentice Coach tours. YOU COULDN’T PAY ME ETC.
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