Thursday, 30 October 2014

2014 - Week 4

You're fired: MASS CULL!  Total wipeout.

#1: First Steven, whose sass and passion was 'mistaken' for being a pain in the arse no-one could bear.

#2: Then Hypnotherapist Sarah, for, oh you name it.  General incompetence.  We also learnt that she had trialled out setting up a dating website by just going on online dates.  Lord Sugar swiped left.

#3: Finally, Ella Jade for failing to make a film, despite her business idea being making films.  Although we should let her put forward her best defence: "I'm not 100% expertise in that field of what goes viral very quickly".

Boardroom begging: I don't think I've ever seen anything like it. Lordsiralun had to fire Ella Jade three times before she actually got it and stopped whining 'please let me prove to you that I can blah blah blah'.  What a moany princess.  She even poked her head back through the door to pout and try doe-eyes.  It was embarrassing.  How I laughed.

What a reward!: An actual trip to Iceland for Team Summit.  And not the shop!  It's just a slight shame Eyjafjallajokull didn't leave them stranded there, stuck in a lagoon James'd just widdled in.

Fat Daddy: Felipe's portly at most. No need to stick Felipe in a ripped shirt and have Felipe be humiliated by a fitness idiot with a permed manbob who loves his own abs more than decency and kindness. Felipe's one of the Top 100 Columbians after all! Show some respect to Felipe.  (Said Felipe.)  

Next week: Apprentice Coach tours.  YOU COULDN’T PAY ME ETC.

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