You're fired: Natalie - for having the sniffles. Oh, and being rubbish at maths, sales and pitching, which some might argue are fairly key Apprentice skills. That I had her in the sweepstake and still shouted at the TV for her sacking speaks volumes.
Lucky escape: Sam, though with that accent and the words "English Literature degree" on his "rezUmé", it's clear he won't be long for this process. Lord Sugar spat out the term "academic credentials" like it tasted of dog fart.
Literary pretensions #1: Sam talks of filling his children's story with Aristotle and morality. Charleine talks of poo poo and wee wee.
Literary pretensions #2: Attempts at selling the 'Snottydink' (loves chess, hates rugger) to the first edition booksellers of London. "Limited edition, mate. Right up there with Charlie Dicks and Willy Shakes." "No thank you, please leave now."
Literary pretensions #3: "Bizzie got lost after being tossed."
"Can I just speak to Daniel pleeeeeeeeeeease?": I don't blame Charleine - I "cleverly" wouldn't want to speak to über-douche Richard either, especially when his advice consists of things like "Just make it sound like the wind is saying it" and he sulks when he's not allowed to single-handedly author the entire book (can you imagine?!!).
Audio-book acting skills: I'll just say it's no surprise to me that Selina can fake-cry on demand.
Was that comic sans? I can't even...
Next week: Handyman wars and what looks like a Mergim v Joseph Valente DIY face-off!
Lucky escape: Sam, though with that accent and the words "English Literature degree" on his "rezUmé", it's clear he won't be long for this process. Lord Sugar spat out the term "academic credentials" like it tasted of dog fart.
Literary pretensions #1: Sam talks of filling his children's story with Aristotle and morality. Charleine talks of poo poo and wee wee.
Literary pretensions #2: Attempts at selling the 'Snottydink' (loves chess, hates rugger) to the first edition booksellers of London. "Limited edition, mate. Right up there with Charlie Dicks and Willy Shakes." "No thank you, please leave now."
Literary pretensions #3: "Bizzie got lost after being tossed."
"Can I just speak to Daniel pleeeeeeeeeeease?": I don't blame Charleine - I "cleverly" wouldn't want to speak to über-douche Richard either, especially when his advice consists of things like "Just make it sound like the wind is saying it" and he sulks when he's not allowed to single-handedly author the entire book (can you imagine?!!).
Audio-book acting skills: I'll just say it's no surprise to me that Selina can fake-cry on demand.
Was that comic sans? I can't even...
Next week: Handyman wars and what looks like a Mergim v Joseph Valente DIY face-off!
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