You're fired: David, for
starting a party with a monotone health and safety speech. He also only learned
to iron last week, so...
Lucky escape: Gary, for
spreading rumours about Joseph Valente's nuts.
£££: Two grand for a kid's party?!?!? Max is in for a disappointing childhood.
Apprentice meets Bake
Off: Richard would not be getting a Hollywood handshake, that's for sure. And
anyone know if Brett's "shock freeze" technique is Mary Berry
sanctioned?
Selina's bitchy resting
face-watch:
Selina: "How about a truly clichéd girly-girl girly theme?
Pink! Make-up! Pampering! Cupcakes! Handbags! Centuries of gross
objectification!"
Party girl: "I'd
like a sport theme."
Selina: *cat's bum*
Party bag-gate: I'm
just sad this Alan Johnson mask didn't make the cut...
Next week: What could
possibly be the best fit for a bunch of incompetent wannabes? Oh yes, they're
going to be estate agents.
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