You're fired: Private Dancer Sam for his inability to use the iPhone calculator function. Though I did enjoy how he rolled his eyes at Sugar's suggestion that maths might be useful in business.
Lucky escape: Brett somehow managed to "self-preservate".
Irony-watch: Brett announcing that Richard reminded him of David Brent. HAHAHAHAHA! Takes one to know one, eh Brett? I mean, isn't 'a David Brent' is the collective noun for Apprentice candidates?
Smash-watch: Scott thought Brett had threatened to "smash his face in". Lady Brady confirmed didn't say that, he only implied it - so that's fine then. There was one definite smash desire though - Charleine declaring with frenzied relish that smashing Richard was her sales motivation. You could see her strength of feeling in action as she used a nude patent court shoe to hammer something into the wall of their discount outlet.
Fashion watch: Permission was granted for Joseph Valente to stick his braces over his Discount logo t-shirt and boy was he delighted. I wonder if he added a swoosh of the Impulse body spray they were selling - how very "nineties vintage" to quote a terrifying line our pal Sally once heard.
Next week: Children's party planning and the ominous line "yes I have a nut allergy" from one mum. "Look guys, there's an offer on pistacheo - buy buy buy! Oops! Erm, anyone got an epi-pen?"
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