Whoop!
Go team! Come on! Energy! All we need is an approach to motivational
speaking honed in primary school assemblies and no discernible
business plan! Poor Jaz. I quite liked her – mainly for not having
the whole of Superdrug smeared across her face. AND she was doing it
for the children. Well, to maximise profit out of the children, but
still. Everyone wave her goodbye with your 'Jaz hands'. (Yes, I went
there.)
As
for the rest of the candidates, well no change there. Hello
‘delusion’, meet ‘incompetence’. Eyebrows continue to be a
key fashion trend for the aspiring businessperson, as do clip-on hair
extensions - the bigger and more acrylic the better.
Most
Excruciating Moment: I did enjoy domineering Neil leaving
high-five-wannabe Zeeshaan hanging (“High five?!”,“Really?”),
but it was Tim 'high vis jackets' Stillwell who caused me to gnaw my
hand off in embarrassed disbelief, as he interrupted Sirlordalun,
post win, to let him know he'd definitely learned from the experience
and was taking the criticism on board and would certainly apply the
things he'd learned and would definitely do better next time and
PLEASE STOP TALKING OH MY GOD. Even Welsh Alex's diagonal eyebrows
went up in surprise – turns out they aren’t so firmly Vaselined
in place.
Chancer
of the week:
the comedy foreign accent guy who promised he'd buy all the leather
jackets if he got to kiss the ladeez, but had no authority whatsoever
to do so and still got the kisses.
Tomorrow:
Fruity beers. Bring on the lab coats! And cue boardroom arguments
over who should stay because they absolutely peeled the most lychees.
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