“Puppy
Tim is still in trouble” - so texted my colleague Rob at 21.55, who
has him in the work sweepstake. Rob’s following text (at 22.00) was
an eloquent “SHIT”, which I think sums it up neatly. Say
farewell to your £1, Rob. Back in the Boardroom, Rebecca had already
taken on all of the girls and their attempt at launching a mass
stiletto attack, so nice Tim, with his bobbing-headed
over-enthusiasm, was an easy target for La Beehive. Elsewhere, Posh
Alex was lucky the boys won, as “the other candidates were SWEARING
and LYING in the name of making money, Lord Sugar, and that is an
AFFRONT to your HONOUR” is unlikely to be a successful Boardroom
defence.
Best
job title:
Francesca MacDuff-Varley is a ‘Dance and Entertainment
Entrepreneur’. I don’t want to cast aspersions, but if you were
trying to dress up ‘pole-dancer’ in CV speak...
Business
fashion (for him):
Alex... he's special, isn't he? When relaxing in sunny Belgium, the
discerning business Welshman will always sport a black polo neck
under a grey double breasted blazer, with a camel coat casually
draped over the shoulders, and - important - eyebrows like this: \ /
Business
fashion (for her):
It's 7am, time for Luisa to answer the phone in pink polka dot, boob
tube pyjamas. Seriously, BOOB TUBE PYJAMAS. Is that an actual thing?
Disappointment
of the week:
No-one got as drunk as Adam Corbally did on last year's wine task.
Poor show. The closest we got was Luisa “talking to boys”, much
to Sophie’s bitterness. Mind you, we didn’t see much of Nick
Hewer, did we? It’s easy to disguise a hangover in the Boardroom if
your trademark personality is already ‘highly grumpy’.
Next
week:
the product design task. Flåt päck fürnitüre. Lët disåstër
ënsüe!
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