Well,
they did their best to up the tension in the boardroom, but it was
clear as soon as he boomed “LOCAL KNOWLEDGE” that Zeeshaan was
for the chop - sealing his fate when he chose his boardroom
co-victims purely on the basis that they didn't have Kurt's twelve
centimetres. When even Lordsiralun thinks you might be a little
bit sexist... well, that means YOU ARE. Though I’d have also
fired him for slicking back his hair, the seventies-style open
shirt/jacket combo and (sin of all sins) wearing sunglasses indoors.
This is not the last we’ve seen of Zee, apparently. He says
he’s not sure why his name will go down in history, but it will.
Let us not underestimate the man who was Phones 4 U's Bullshitter Of
The Month - before they sacked him.
Best
Englishman abroad: Nick in a panama, extolling the virtues of “the
land of the camel, the sand dune and the Burj Al Arab” versus
Jason, putting on an indeterminate foreign accent to ease
communication with the locals.
Luisa's
shameless camera-mugging of the week: holding a faded rag to her
enhanced bosoms and claiming it was a bikini.
Eyebrows-watch:
“Fresh viagra? I don't need any of that. I'm from Wales.”
Next
week: Corporate Awaydays. Bootcamp sumo wrestling in the name of
increasing turnover. How could it possibly fail?
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